I feel cheated of my money. This is not not a review, its more like a field report. With high season approaching and if you are visiting bangkok for the first time heed my warning before using absolute angels bangkok.

I decided to play it safe and book through absolute bangkok angels for my first time in Bangkok. They had decent reviews, site design, proper copy writing, photos, and price. I figured I’d book a longer duration in hopes that a higher price would equate to higher service. Boy was I wrong. I got royal fucked like the Jews during world war 2.

Absolute Angels Bangkok Review

The escort I choose, took on this booking because it seems like she needed the money. She had interpersonal problems seem obvious in hindsight. Upon the first minutes of meeting escort, she immediately declined a few service listed. Stated she didn’t know why the manager listed those service. Extremely disappointed but if I canceled the booking, I’d loose my security deposit which accounts for 40% of the booking. (this is the fee management takes) I had also noted to management that unlimited shots was my special request. This is one of the reason why I booked through absolute bangkok angels.

Absolute Angels Bangkok Review

During the first phase, escort avoided providing services and constantly rejected my advances. Imagine getting blued balled by an escort. This irked me a bit because the agency claims attention to details but this special request was not relayed to escort. It was my first time in Bangkok so I was the respectable beta buck who didn’t want to seem like a sex hungry addict. Lesson learned, remember fellow punters, be upfront on what you want and discuss in person. Don’t be a little bitch like me. Even in IRL don’t pussy foot around and expect other people to mind read. I should have been upfront with her my fantasy of boning from dawn to dusk. A fantasy I thought Absolute Bangkok Angels could have met. Other than that I did have a relative fun time with her. The conversations, the chilling around, shooting the shit, eating street food, and other normal things you would do with a girl friend.  Problems with the first phase was that she also left early to deal with her personal problems and refusal of service. I informed management of my dissatisfaction.

Side Note:

The average price of 24 hour booking is around 9000 baht. However with this absolute bangkok angels it’s 12000 baht for a single day. Accounting 40% management takes. A single day the girl is getting 7200 baht and if you are doing a 7 day booking. They are going to get 6000 baht. In theory, you could book short time, and if you like the girl negotiate an extension off the books, so you won’t get fucked by management. That 40% is introduction fee.

Autistic Business Calculation

During Phase 2 of the booking, on immediate arrival she had to deal with her personal problems again. Which was double annoying because this shit was like dejiu-vu and it was not professional at all. 1/4 of my yearly income went to my Bangkok trip (after taxes and regular expense + I make min wage). Something was different this time about the phase 2 booking: The insults and denial of service was stronger. I can only assume that management had talked to her and that’s why she was pissed. We had more issues and disagreements. I sent my complaint to the manager, and this is when the escort and manager went nuclear.

Absolute Angels Bangkok Review

The manager made things more awkward, as the escort screamed and argued with me. In fact she freak out on me after I contacted her manager when I was able to figure out what was bothering me. A series of following event happened.

• Filed my issue, but the manager made things extremely awkward between me and the escort.
• Manager insulted me with false claim and made me feel like shit during the booking.
• The escort’s insult went full nuclear. No services was provided after that. Just insults and nagging.
• Next day, again no service provided but she gave me the verbal abuse. I addressed the false claims of the management. No reply.
• Escort had a mental freak out and was extremely abrasive. The nagging was fucking hard to handle that I had to walk away from her.
•  She thought I was calling her boss, when I was keeping my distant away from her and changing my flight plans.
• On returning to my room. I was meet with another wave of insults, arguments, and aggressive discussion.
• More than half the booking was on the table when the manager made shit awkward and she decided to leave.
•  I was tricked in relieving her of her duty as she claimed her mental health can’t handle it.
• Owner strong armed me into unfavorable refund.  Technically speaking half of the booking was still left. But owners only refunded bout 1/5 of my money (which was for the for half of the booking left).
  • This does not account for the escort
    • Interpersonal problems rolling into my booking.
    • Not meeting the unlimited shots. Got like 7/unlitmed
    • Leaving early on the other booking.
    • False advertisement by the agency, photo-shopped pictures, service, and description of girls.
    • Manager insulting me and making me feel like I was a perpetrator of abuse and other fraudulent claims. Claims were use as manipulative tool in attempt to dismiss my complaint.
    • Manger making things extremely awkward after complaint, where after there was no service rendered but I got a mouth full from the escort.
    • Escort continuous insults,mean nature, and mental metal down.
    • Owners threatening me various means and refusal to address the fraudulent claims nor proper compensations for all of the above
    • Constant lying

Absolute Angels Bangkok in Hindsight

I blew a lot of money on my fantasy meet only to have it meet with a undelivered promises, mediocre service, bitterness and resentment. Not to mention threats of going to Thai Jail. I was a fool to trust the copy writing that reeks of Asian fetishism from a white man. The owners are back in their western countries, and seem to care deeply about their cut. The owner refused to communicate or resolve the issue after their “internal” audit. I suspect that the manager and the escort were in fault. They cease all communication, claimed everything “was resolved” with the refund, and ran with my money

SO Be-careful with Absolute Angels Bangkok. If you read their TOSA there is a clause to sue you if you leave a bad review. That speaks volume about the type of agency they are and how they operate. When shit hit the fan, Absolute Bangkok Angel is not the number one outcall agency. You would expect the 40% they take from the girls is to ensure a reputable customer service, which did not happen in my case. They are number one at keeping my money though. In Bill Burr’s moto, I tried to extend an olive branch but they curb stomp me without blinking an eye. They do not try to ensure that I (customer) was happy.

Absolute Angels Bangkok Lessons

Don’t be a fucking idiot like me and go balls deep with 7 day booking for your virgin trip in Bangkok. You have to sample the “product” first. Funny thing is the owner called their workers “products” which is disgusting. This is small window on how one of the owner view their girls. I’d only use this agency if you fancy a specific girl. Book short-time, and negotiate off the books. However, there are many agency out there.

Rating for the agency

Absolute Angels Bangkok Customer Service: 1/7
Absolute Angels Bangkok Price: 2/7
Absolute Angels Bangkok Girls: 3/7
Absolute Angels Bangkok Service: 3/7
Absolute Angels Bangkok Customer Satisfactions: 1/7

All I really wanted is to larp as a digital nomad and have my johnson treated with care when I was working. Is that too much to ask.